Curse

Sab · May 17, 2006, 03:34 PM // 15:34

At the Imperial Sanctum, I saw someone saying "Barrage Ranger LFG."

BTW Luci, that's pure genius.

Azmodan · May 17, 2006, 04:47 PM // 16:47

I was in the Monastary yesterday trying to find a new Ritualist to give Miki's Staff to. Figured a new player could get more use out of it then I could out of the salvage material.

So, in the local chat, I ask, "Are there any new Ritualists level 5 or under here?"

I get a whisper from this guy that simply says "Why?"

I tell them that I was looking to give away a free weapon. His reply was "Oh!"

I said, "Do you want it?" and he said "No, I'm a Monk."

My first instinct was to ask why he bothered whispering me when I specifically said "Ritualist", but I just laughed and let it go.

Jetdoc · May 17, 2006, 05:36 PM // 17:36

Joined a B/P group in TOPK last night, where the leader clearly asked for Barrage/Pet rangers (he actually spelled it out). When we get in the mission, one of the rangers didn't have a pet. We figured that we would make do. The leader then calls out "XXX is using Poison Arrow!" The ranger then states that he "didn't have time to equip Barrage".

No pet, no barrage. Hmmm...we were rolling on the floor.

swiftygem · May 17, 2006, 05:49 PM // 17:49

Just yesterday, I saw this message:

Nothing to write a book about, but I had a good laugh, and another one when they won again.

Lord Iowerth · May 17, 2006, 06:24 PM // 18:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetdoc

Joined a B/P group in TOPK last night, where the leader clearly asked for Barrage/Pet rangers (he actually spelled it out). When we get in the mission, one of the rangers didn't have a pet. We figured that we would make do. The leader then calls out "XXX is using Poison Arrow!" The ranger then states that he "didn't have time to equip Barrage".

No pet, no barrage. Hmmm...we were rolling on the floor.

Better than the fella a group of mine had that thought "B/P" meant "Bring Poison"

And I always get this when I play a touch ranger in RA or TA: Mesmer casts either backfire or empathy on me ... neither of which do a damn thing, incedentally, but I try and be nice and help them out "Backfire/empathy doesn't work on touch skills. they are skills not attacks or spells" ... inevitably one will whisper me and say "stfu, n00b I know what i'm doing" yeah, sure you do.

hyro yamaguchi · May 17, 2006, 06:31 PM // 18:31

Hmm, making an spontanious performance always makes me smile, especially the people who take this thing serious, for example when I pretend to be gay, americans who curse at me for being gay (not even understanding the joke).

Yesterday I played a dramatic love scene with a warrior, he could laugh about it as well.

And offcourse a party chat window is fun when a n00b (and I really hate using that word), is in your party; and shouting in 1337-speak to us, that we're all, and I quote: l0l!! 0mg U n00bs U RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOede up the mission!!!''

Well surely you know the kind of person, naturally he was the one who aggroed a far too large group negating the orders of the caller.

Yanman.be · May 17, 2006, 06:55 PM // 18:55

Happens every time:

RA:
W/Mo uses mending, I control-click that. He leaves.

Iskrah · May 17, 2006, 06:56 PM // 18:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Iowerth

Better than the fella a group of mine had that thought "B/P" meant "Bring Poison"

And I always get this when I play a touch ranger in RA or TA: Mesmer casts either backfire or empathy on me ... neither of which do a damn thing, incedentally, but I try and be nice and help them out "Backfire/empathy doesn't work on touch skills. they are skills not attacks or spells" ... inevitably one will whisper me and say "stfu, n00b I know what i'm doing" yeah, sure you do.

No kidding.
Touch Ranger makes you feel so confident tho when you're in the right situation. I love to face a Warrior, blind him and start taunting him with emotes...

Markaedw · May 17, 2006, 07:00 PM // 19:00

I was doing a PUG with my brother, his female warrior, my female ranger, the other 2 were female character also. So my brother pipes in "Girl Power!"

So I say "How many of us are really women?"

You guessed it, none.

dr_james2k · May 17, 2006, 07:20 PM // 19:20

When I'm bored its my mission to make people laugh in the hubs. Sometimes I try and tell bad guild wars related jokes or team up with guildies and challenge other guilds to dance competitions. Its nice to see how many people are willing to join in, and how few actually complain about the fact that is absolute stupidity.

Another thing I find funny is using stuff I got from the christmas or haloween events and shocking people new to the game (noobs as some more unfriendly people would call them). the amount of times my Jimminy Mc Christmas character has been whispered with "wow you really r santa. giv uz a prezzie plz."

Artisan · May 18, 2006, 01:42 AM // 01:42

Something about "Looking for group to do the duke's daughter" made me laugh.

Maria The Princess · May 18, 2006, 02:14 AM // 02:14

and how about a bot in TOPK? i posted a thrad about it..... but i was LMAO

just rude · May 18, 2006, 02:54 AM // 02:54

The hoh group I was in had been going for a few hours and we were all a little tired. We get into a match, rush the other team. We killed them way too fast. When it comes time for the Mo/W, he starts using sever artey and Hundred Blades. We started calling out all the sword skills he had. We were crying by the end of it, I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

Monk w/Hundred Blades LFG

Nocere Moriari · May 18, 2006, 03:07 AM // 03:07

The first couple times the frog started to talk. some one started Spaming that the roasted pig was talking to, needless to say the place was packed, asking questions to the pig

Lurid · May 18, 2006, 03:13 AM // 03:13

People who use leet speak make me laugh, or try to start moronic flame wars in open chat. People who say "Fractions" instead of Factions, people who buy FFS's, ppl w/ black starter armor.

Linkusmax · May 18, 2006, 06:38 AM // 06:38

I was hanging out in Int Dist 1 in LA and a bunch of people from EvIL and Luna(the HoH guild) show up, everyones chatting and spamming their emotes. and I say Deer Beats Tiger Like Paper Beats Rock.

Needless to say a member of Luna challnges me, I win. And it spawns a little competition(with a referee and all), needless to say I left undefeated and everyone had a laugh.

Rob Van Der Sloot · May 18, 2006, 08:08 AM // 08:08

I had a whole discussion once with someone who yelled in public "WTS Althea's ashes". I told him that it was just sick to sell someone's ashes.

Opeth11 · May 18, 2006, 08:26 AM // 08:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yanman.be

Happens every time:

RA:
W/Mo uses mending, I control-click that. He leaves.

Seeing that this game was advertised as a PvP game for the most part, I created a Paladin as my first PvP character 2 weeks after purchasing Prophecies. I casted Mending, then someone control-clicked, and I was the only person left on my team in the Random Arenas.

Give me a break o.o

I find arguments about Religion in outposts very amusing. It always ends up with someone's mother being raped though. Then it gets all capitalized, and people end up going 'WTF NUB LETS GVG. WE RANKED #1 OVERALL.'